I wish I only lived at night.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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