Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
