Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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