Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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