Sponge bath it is.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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