And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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