he wants to bone in the snuggie
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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