i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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