I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I cannot find my penis.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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