susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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