i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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