I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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