after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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