dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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