doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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