Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I have already put on my inside pants.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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