Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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