Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Randomize
