did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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