Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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