i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize