69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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