sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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