either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I woke up under a house in Key West
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