I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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