Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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