is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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