Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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