i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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