If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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