just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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