I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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