Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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