Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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