google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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