just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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