TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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