i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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