Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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