So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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