So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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