Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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