don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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