Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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