No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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