He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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