I murdered the dance floor call the cops
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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