I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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