I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Green mimosas i think yes
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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