Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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