he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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