I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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