Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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