it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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